notyournutritionalbreakfast:

So today during lunch someone had spilled their milk, and instead of cleaning it up, they turned it into a chicken.All hail the chocolate milk chicken.

notyournutritionalbreakfast:

So today during lunch someone had spilled their milk, and instead of cleaning it up, they turned it into a chicken.

All hail the chocolate milk chicken.

robertshmurder:

the game is evolving too quickly

robertshmurder:

the game is evolving too quickly

kmitt:

My grandfather’s calendar note the day my grandmother passed away. The most tragically beautiful encounter I have ever come across.
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kmitt:

My grandfather’s calendar note the day my grandmother passed away. The most tragically beautiful encounter I have ever come across.

attack-on-stupid:

nonbinarypunk:

There ARE laws against this. It’s called rape by deception or fraudulent rape and basically, it’s anytime the conditions of your consent are compromised. In a situation like this, you consented to protected sex. By having sex in a way you did not consent to, a crime WAS committed and he could be charged if any physical effects like pregnancy or STD occurred. Remember, ANY SEXUAL ACTIVITY YOU DON’T CONSENT TO IS RAPE. 
If a guy does this, it’s rape. Call the cops. Ruin his life since he has no problem risking yours. Make him fucking learn. Rapists belong in jail. Rape by deception is rape, not a funny “meme”. 

friendly PSA: social-justice-wario raped someone like this

attack-on-stupid:

nonbinarypunk:

There ARE laws against this. It’s called rape by deception or fraudulent rape and basically, it’s anytime the conditions of your consent are compromised. In a situation like this, you consented to protected sex. By having sex in a way you did not consent to, a crime WAS committed and he could be charged if any physical effects like pregnancy or STD occurred. Remember, ANY SEXUAL ACTIVITY YOU DON’T CONSENT TO IS RAPE. 

If a guy does this, it’s rape. Call the cops. Ruin his life since he has no problem risking yours. Make him fucking learn. Rapists belong in jail. Rape by deception is rape, not a funny “meme”. 

friendly PSA: social-justice-wario raped someone like this

cookienun:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

australiansanta:

foodtrucker:

the-average-introvert:

jimmy-carrs-laugh:

kcindys:

foodtrucker:

you’ve never felt self hatred until you’ve heard a recording of your voice

and then i saw my face

and now im a believer

not a trace

of doubt in my mind

stop

im in love

oooooo00000ooo

IM A BELIEVER I COULDNT LEAVE HER IF I TRIED

*guitar solo*

fantastcbeasts:

you’re lying if you say you’ve never recorded yourself singing because you were sure you had talent and were so deeply disappointed that you just deleted the recording and pretended it never happened 

delanceybuildingbridges:

delanceybuildingbridges:

I really really hope people are as pissed as I am.

(also ignore my typo I know it’s there)

I feel happy that this is the highest number of notes I’ve ever received on a post, because I think it is important that people are aware/get angry about this. But my twitter avi is a fuCKING PUG THAT’S SO SILLY! I FEEL EMBARRASSED.

holysheerios:

holysheerios:

teddysfotos:

i just

I’m so sorry

PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS I DONT REALLY KNOW WHAT A MANGO IS BUT IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME

tyleroakley:

parkingstrange:

this girl deserves an oscar

me when forced to do chores

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

looktothenightxai:

veloxiraptor:

whenever I say YOOOOOOO this is exactly what I’m imagining

This is the exact YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I use

nolanthebiggestnerd:

lolsomeone-actually:

dailytroyler:

majesticquest:

dutchster:

what

Just

High school musical 

GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME

fucking rekt

nolanthebiggestnerd:

lolsomeone-actually:

dailytroyler:

majesticquest:

dutchster:

what

Just

High school musical 

GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME

fucking rekt

7 Things I Wish Parents Would Stop Teaching Their Children:

goddess-river:

  1. That nudity is inherently sexual
  2. That people should be judged for their personal decisions
  3. That yelling solves problems
  4. That they are too young to be talking about the things they’re already starting to ask questions about
  5. That age correlates to importance
  6. That interacting with someone of the opposite sex is inherently romantic
  7. That the default for someone is straight and cisgender