Its not really summer unless the radio has found 2-3 songs to overplay the shit out of
“i found your tumblr”
IF YOU SAY THE WORD BATTERIES REALLY FAST IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE SAYING “PARIS” IN A FRENCH ACCENT
WORD OF WARNING THIS ONLY WORKS IF YOU HAVE AN AMERICAN ACCENT IF NOT YOU WILL JUST SIT IN YOUR ROOM LIKE A KNOB SAYING BATTERIES
what in god’s name is a knob
what is going on in this post
Funnily enough the banana is an accurate representation of a knob
people who call skinny girls ‘disgusting’ thinking thats a good way to show they support larger bodies
I don’t know why i even bother getting crushes on people because its not like i’m going to end up dating them anyway so like its such a waste of feelings
"lol chill Hazel Grace it’s a metaphor"
Don’t flirt subtly or drop hints I’m dumb be blunt
Friend: Ill be there in 5 minutes are you ready?
My blog is a piece a shit follow me
i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut
marvel fandom strikes